How to Spot a MW2 Douche Bag (Or How Not To Be One)

Seems that now that Modern Warfare 2 has been out for some 8+ months now, it would be fair to make a list about the loadouts that are used that confirm your possible status as a TOOL and AVOID them...nobody wants to be a douche bag or play against them. So here, is a list...what would you add?

1. COMMANDO - This has got to be one of the biggest douche bag perks I've come across. Yeah, it can save your bacon if you're reloading and someone is just outside of melee range, but give me a break, this perk is just one of those douche bag perks because it gives you and unfair advantage when you don't deserve it. Switch to your secondary idiot.

Now, I'll concede to using COMMANDO PRO if indeed you are someone who likes to jump off of tall ledges, but if you use it for melee attacks, you are a douche bag.

2. ONE MAN ARMY - OMA is one of those perks that is supposed to be used to switch to a completely different class, not the one you were just using. If you want to switch to a completely different class because you need to adjust your loadout for a new strategy, OK...but if you just want to reload your nube toob, then you my friend, are a douche bag. You'll probably get nuked in the afterlife for what you've done to get your radioactive emblem.

3. Carrying a Thumper when you already have a noob tube attached to your primary.

4. Akimbo RANGERS

5. Akimbo any shotgun or weapon you couldn't normally fire without using two hands.

6. Quick Scoping...show me one special forces sniper who runs through Iraq jumping around, 360-ing, quick scoping and I'll show you a Grand Master Douche Bag. It might be fun, but it's not really that cool. I know this will piss some of you off, but really, it's an opinion. I'm not saying they should remove it from the game, but I probably won't be doing it.

So, there you have it. A quick off the cuff list of things you can avoid so you can stay off the douche bag list! Have fun our there!